"Where is my iPhone?"
"Has anyone seen my phone?"
"Boys, we are going to be late!"
And, just before I give up and decide to look for it after carpool, I hear a small voice from behind the bathroom door.
"I have it! I am playing a game while I poop. Don't worry, I'm almost done!"
Really? Do you have to use my phone while you poop? You, the child that does not flush or (I am guessing) regularly was his hands?
And the only words I get out of my mouth are, "Whatever you do please don't drop it in the toilet!"
Ewwww....
3.23.2011
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haha.... yes I'd grab the lysol!
ReplyDeleteOk, so I tell you to grab the lysol. In the same breath, I admit that I am a proud owner of an iTurd.
ReplyDeleteOh yes, I had my phone in the bathroom and dropped it in the toilet. It's not what you think though!!!! It was in my coat pocket and in my rush to get to the bathroom so that I could run out the door to my late appointment, it slipped out and plopped right into the blue water (I was at a public place.). Ugghhhh.....
I am sorry, but I had to laugh!
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