"Where is my iPhone?"
"Has anyone seen my phone?"
"Boys, we are going to be late!"
And, just before I give up and decide to look for it after carpool, I hear a small voice from behind the bathroom door.
"I have it! I am playing a game while I poop. Don't worry, I'm almost done!"
Really? Do you have to use my phone while you poop? You, the child that does not flush or (I am guessing) regularly was his hands?
And the only words I get out of my mouth are, "Whatever you do please don't drop it in the toilet!"