On the heels of celebrating our country over Memorial day weekend, I had to share this gem. So funny. So wrong. Yet, oh so right!
6.01.2011
5.16.2011
Day Dreaming
On the way to school today the 9yr old felt that he had something very important to share with me...
"Mom, you know, when I turn 16 I have decided that I want a black Hummer for my car. Yep. That's what I want."
"Wow. That's a big car. What if you don't get it? What's your second choice?" Inquiring minds had to know!
"Hmmm... I think a Corvette would work. And, you know, If I have to, I will take a Jeep - the old style."
And what did I say to my little day dreamer?
"Just keep saving your allowance sweetheart."
Little does he know that not only is a black Hummer not in his future but he will be lucky to get the car he was riding in. I am thinking that when he turns 16 in 2018 it will be a very used 2006 Volvo wagon. He has two brothers turning 16 before him! But, hey, it is black!
"Mom, you know, when I turn 16 I have decided that I want a black Hummer for my car. Yep. That's what I want."
"Wow. That's a big car. What if you don't get it? What's your second choice?" Inquiring minds had to know!
"Hmmm... I think a Corvette would work. And, you know, If I have to, I will take a Jeep - the old style."
And what did I say to my little day dreamer?
"Just keep saving your allowance sweetheart."
Little does he know that not only is a black Hummer not in his future but he will be lucky to get the car he was riding in. I am thinking that when he turns 16 in 2018 it will be a very used 2006 Volvo wagon. He has two brothers turning 16 before him! But, hey, it is black!
5.04.2011
A Hallmark Holiday to Celebrate!
This weekend is Mother's Day. The only Hallmark holiday that I firmly believe in. Valentine's Day? Yuck. But, a day dedicated to the fabulousness of Mothers {and a day that I can eat breakfast in bed and be told over and over how great of a mother I actually am?} Bring it on!
So, to all the moms, grandmoms, stepmoms, someday to be moms & dads that at times need to fill in as moms, Happy Mothers Day from Magically Ordinary {with a little help from someecards!}
To see more fantastic funny and inappropriate tributes to Mom check out someecards at www{dot}someecards{dot}com!
So, to all the moms, grandmoms, stepmoms, someday to be moms & dads that at times need to fill in as moms, Happy Mothers Day from Magically Ordinary {with a little help from someecards!}
To see more fantastic funny and inappropriate tributes to Mom check out someecards at www{dot}someecards{dot}com!
4.25.2011
4.21.2011
King of the Castle
Every morning, once the 8yr old leaves for school, George makes himself comfortable on the 8yr old's bed. He intermittently watches the world go by through the window and takes naps on the comfiest spot in the house. Today, however, he must have thought that the bed was just not squishy and soft enough. The only question I have is do I tell the 8yr old not to put his head on that pillow or, do I pretend that I never saw this?
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